ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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