hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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