I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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