It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i love accidental penises.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I want her autograph on my taint
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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