their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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