we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
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