I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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