who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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