NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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