Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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