I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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