Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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