She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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