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(312): View more from Illinois

I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.

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(951): View more from California

I didn't know people actually cried after sex.

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(254): View more from Texas

I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.

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(317): View more from Indiana

So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it

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(647): View more from Ontario

Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.

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(845): View more from New York

You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"

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(913): View more from Kansas

Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?

(913): View more from Kansas

Asking for a friend of course

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(831): View more from California

I wear drunk well.

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