Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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