North Korea, Best Korea!
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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