I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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