Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Drake has all the answers
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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