Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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