Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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