What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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