omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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