Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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