The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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