All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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