On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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