He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
