I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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