Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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