Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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