i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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