turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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