i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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