do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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