You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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