Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
