i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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