you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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