I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
