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(301): View more from Maryland

Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere

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(602): View more from Arizona

Duck Duck Cougar?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.

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(602): View more from Arizona

And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone

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(512): View more from Texas

Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.

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(216): View more from Ohio

First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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(914): View more from New York

Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing

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