That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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