addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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