Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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