fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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