What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Come share oat with me in your robe
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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