So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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