what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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