Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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