Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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