my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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