tell your sister to shave her snatch
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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