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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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