I wish life had little blips of pornography
i will never coherently bang her
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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