it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Rumble strips road head = magical
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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