would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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