Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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