i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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