This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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