For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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