what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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